Today as I was at my moms house, went into the pantry for food, found love at first sight with a box of powdered doughnuts. As I picked up the box, it was empty. I was upset. I immediately went downstairs and proceeded to throw the empty box at my 17 year old brothers head. I then began to scold him, telling him about my pet peeve of finding empty boxes in the pantry. He then said, “Like you needed to eat those doughnuts anyways, fatty!” I sadly marched back upstairs, opened the pantry again, found a box of Twinkies, and was suddenly relieved.
I then proceeded to eat another Twinkie.
Why We Fail at Life 